cock fried

When you have so much sex your dick feels like it has been deep fried.

omg last night Stacy was crazy, she wouldn't quit. I'm totally cock fried

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

curly fried

a code name for getting fingered .

Bitch I really just want to get curly fried!
He curly fried me in the movie theater.

by Jmoe_moe December 18, 2016

Deep Fried Butter

Probably the most american thing ever.

Also known as deep fried heart attack.

Method of suicide.

"I made some deep fried butter for breakfast, but I don't think I put enough sugar .."

by A_Girl_Has_No_Namee January 31, 2017

short fried

When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.

Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!

Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!

by Jeeper621 May 17, 2017

pussy fried

All tired out because of a dick struck female. Worn out from too many ejaculations in a short period of time.

"I'm in need of some Viagra, I'm pussy fried!"

by Mrs. Dickstruck September 5, 2017

deep fried ice cream

One of the greatest deserts of all time, though when you tell people about it, they will say its horrible yet never have eating it before.

Me: Have you heard of deep fried ice cream, its amazing.
Other Person: That sounds horrible.

by Supersoilder55 December 12, 2017

Apple fridder

A delicious treat.

I would really like an apple fridder.

by I seriously don't know May 30, 2018