hold my fries

Variation of hold my beer where a heavy weighted person tries to accomplish a feat and more often then not fails miserably.

Hold my fries, and let me show you how I will do a backflip from this 2ft fence.

by Mxwldm January 10, 2019

fried chicken

Sex act predominantly performed on women.. a combination of the black art of cunnilingus and the old standby fingerbanging (aka fingering). Named for the finger licking tandem once made famous by an advertising campaign for fast food. Also see KFC.

Example1
Selma Blair: Did I tell you about the fried chicken Christopher served last night??
Gossip Girl: No!!!
Selma Blair: It was fantastic!
Gossip Girl: You are lucky to have a such a Crotch Colonel.

Example2
Lady: Mmmmm that fried chicken was some good finger lickin.

by 9000cc February 18, 2009

Kentucky Fried Chicken

1. The old title of what now is refered to as KFC.

2. What KFC stands for.

Colonel Sanders would be ashamed if he were still alive to see what Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) has become.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004

Deep Fried Fish

A more hardcore version of fried fish, deep fried fish includes a man tucking his balls between his legs. The woman proceeds to lick his balls, and the man shits on her face. The woman may also vomit on his ass.

Tommy gave Greta a huge helping of deep fried fish, and she cried.

by Slasher Knight July 12, 2009

Kentucky Fried Newborns

The restaurant that sells sperm** in a dead chicken that is fried for 1 hour in North Korea, and then sold to the food bank in Western Europe, where it is then shipped to South America, and seasoned to their liking, before being sent to America to fill everyone's stomachs with delicious food.

**PLEASE NOTE IF A GIRL EATS THIS SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT

Guy 1: I love Kentucky fried newborns
Guy 2: wtf?

by brian33337 October 14, 2023

Kentucky Fried Flow

A mixture of period-blood and the liquid excrement that results from the consumption of fast foods. Commonly consumed by fetishists.

"Damn, I just had some Kentucky Fried Flow, it was awesome." "WOAH, DOMINO"

by FishMan55 July 24, 2009

Deep Fried Cumballs

The act of the male busting on a female's back then proceeding to rub his nuts in it. The male then proceeds to 'deep fry' his balls in the females mouth

Tommy: "Dude I heard you and Merideth had a little circus fun last night Joe"
Joe: "Yeah man, her favorite circus treat..deep fried cumballs"

by FreakoSuave July 13, 2010