Feelings

A poison used for medieval torture.

"Jamie, jet your lazy ass off the court!"
"Wow, that hurt my non-existent feelings!"

by Ya know what idc September 10, 2020

Frealing

To obtain a disproportionate amount of free items from a company, organisation or shop.

She was caught frealing the free packs of sugar that were provided at the coffee stand.

by RossStealsFromHotels November 12, 2020

feeling toady

even more froggy than froggy

i’m feeling toady, i’m egochalling

by candice123 November 13, 2020

Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.

Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.

by Stoney69 November 13, 2020

feeling a bit how you doin aye

Feel ill , hungover , FUCKED

Jordan "hey davo, how'd you pull up this mornin?."
Davo "fuck mate. Feeling a bit how you doin aye."

by Mr. Repair Man October 9, 2020

feelings

its something hateful. u will be crying alone in you’re room. don’t catch that shit biatch.

help me i have the virus its called feelings

by imaprincessbiatch December 13, 2020

feelingest thoughts

The thoughts in your mind that contain the most feeling, the ones that usually come to you at night, after they had enough time to settle in your mind during the day

I had to share that with you, because those were the feelingest thoughts i had the whole day

by tarkamadafaka December 28, 2020