by youtuber12321 September 30, 2019
Get the flex dynamitemug. When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.
by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016
Get the Sandy Turd Flex (STF)mug. An attack which involves a set-up period where KJ performs a dance, followed up by a punch that creates giant cracks in the air.
by LegokoaSpongebob March 12, 2025
Get the Unlimited flex worksmug. An international exchange program financed by the Department of state. It brings foreign exchange students from post USSR countries
by Katie 2020 June 5, 2020
Get the Flexmug. flex tape is basically the only thing able to keep your ass from tearing during those hot, sweaty nights that you decided that getting butt fucked by Thanos was a good idea. And don’t get me wrong, Thanos will make passionate love to you and will do it well, but not even his gauntlet can stop you from almost getting split into to by his massive purple cock. Only flex tape can.
person 1: my marriage is falling apart. my kids have aids. i’m being evicted in 34 minutes. please god, I can’t do this alone. help. me.
god: sorry bro, i’ve got my hands tied. looks like you’re just—
*an explosion destroys the side of the church. a figure walks through the smoke. it’s phil swift*
phil swift: Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!
god: sorry bro, i’ve got my hands tied. looks like you’re just—
*an explosion destroys the side of the church. a figure walks through the smoke. it’s phil swift*
phil swift: Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!
by depressed as actual f u c k February 22, 2019
Get the Flex Tapemug. A little bitch of a CO ( Correctional Officer) that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other correctional officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything... depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry
"unfair".
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and expects applause from everyone.Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommy Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other correctional officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything... depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry
"unfair".
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and expects applause from everyone.Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommy Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 10, 2025
Get the Flex Officermug. A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025
Get the Flex Officermug.