When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...
After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:
Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
by MM1988 July 21, 2011
Get the The Final Shaftmug. by Don't take a L to me August 17, 2021
Get the this finals doesn't countmug. The last flavor or taste of your meal to hit your tongue. Usually ordered by one who doesn’t favor desserts and would prefer a unique savory flavor on their taste buds. This can be planned at the beginning of one’s meal or spontaneously suggested by a server.
Barthalemu left the restaurant in a dream state after experiencing the most tasty tongue finale at the end of his dinner.
by Diamond-girl April 21, 2024
Get the tongue finalemug. by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022
Get the Final Fantasy the spirits withinmug. Stephen said, “let’s get one final sweep on 5”, for the third time that week.
Synonyms include, “normal sweeping” and “that’s a fucking lie”
Synonyms include, “normal sweeping” and “that’s a fucking lie”
by Shmeydog December 30, 2020
Get the Final sweepmug. Me: Why won't Google work?
Person: So many people are searching the Sopranos Finale that it's down.
Me: Oh.
Person: So many people are searching the Sopranos Finale that it's down.
Me: Oh.
by Orcris September 29, 2011
Get the Sopranos Finalemug. A magnum opus of sex moves. A husband has a large fast food meal then downs a bunch of laxatives. Later that evening when his wife is ready for sex she has him lay down on the bed and she lifts his legs up and as Mozart plays he erupts with shit all over his wife’s face.
Greg said to his wife “Hey honey, I heard Paul and Linda tried that Brown finale move last night”
“Oh really that’s interesting”
“Oh really that’s interesting”
by Xx_katzlover_xx lol October 17, 2019
Get the Brown Finalemug.