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old man energy

When an elderly man has not been sexually active for an unprecedented amount of time and is energised in the loins by the activities of a stripper.
Man when i invited your grandpa Cecil to your bucks night i had no idea he would be sporting his old man energy for everyone to see.
by spice-rack May 30, 2014
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White people energy

The energy or aura emitted by someone insecure of making decisions that they think will brand them with an undesirable label
"Gosh Connor, I really shouldn't go 2 mph over the speed limit on this empty highway at 3am, what if I get a ticket?"
"Bruh that's some white people energy right there, now speed up! I gotta get these hoes."
by queenofthesadlonelyfattwinks August 25, 2019
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Simp Type Energy

When you so much of a simp that others become a simp when you are around them
Josh - did you see what Tim did?
Nigel - no?
Josh - he use his simp type energy on Ryan
by Biggpapa3000 January 16, 2020
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big kacper energy

it's pretty much the big sad. you are just so incredibly sad but you can't figure out why, there is no real reason for this feeling, you almost feel sentimental about the past, there is a hole in your heart that you cannot fill.

However, Big Kacper Energy can be easily avoided if you take your mind off of it by listening to your favorite music or doing something productive. Big Kacper Energy comes and goes so don't worry about it too much.
Person 1: yo dude I'm having big Kacper energy today :(
Person 2: Dude just listen to some music, it's all going to be fine :)
by El Grando Smokio December 27, 2019
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Big brain energy

When a person has all the smartical particals and just comes up but the best and often most logical answer to a predicament.
Person 1: wow I never thought about it like that

Person 2: yeah that’s big brain energy right there
by Gregggyboii September 10, 2020
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5 hour energy

The product of an act of sexual pleasure (blowjob)which is consumed via the mouth down the esophagus and into the digestive tract which provides to the recipient 5 hours of continuous, uninterrupted energy without the crash or jitters of a typical energy supplement. 5 hour energy can also be used as spreads on cakes, breads, and other various epicurean delights such as a creamy 5 hour energy milk shake which we recommend to be consumed via straw to prevent tooth decay.
Becky pleased Scott and can pull an all-nighter in return.

"Becky, please just suck my dick!"

"No Scott, I won't be able to enter into a slumber tonight!"

For a healthy, low carb energy snack, use 5 hour energy as a dip for your favorite fruits and vegetables.
by Nayr and Nagem April 3, 2009
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big cock energy

I gots to have that big cock energy to make sweet love to all these lucky ladies at the club tonight!
by PartyMonkey2000 January 2, 2023
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