Sloppy Elephant Walrus

Blasting such a big load in your girls mouth that she chokes on it and it comes out of her nostrils..

Maya blew me with the best mouth I ever felt, I shot such a load that she choked on it and and my splooge came gushing out her nose.. A sloppy Elephant Walrus..

by Bwanab August 1, 2010

elephant trunk nipples

A girl with nipples so long, they resemble elephant trunks.

Rob: Yo, check out that chick's tit's....she has elephant trunk nipples!
Mike: Fuck yeah she does!

by Harve Eugene April 14, 2008

cum like an elephant

When you shoot the biggest most monstrous load of your life, enough to fill a champagne glass.

I abstained for 3 weeks and when I jerked off I've cum like an elephant.

by de-pube July 1, 2022

Alabama White Elephant

When you’re at a family reunion and an unknown relative starts fucking you in the ass

Back in 2008, uncle Dale got me for the family’s annual Alabama White Elephant.
I still can’t walk right after last years Alabama White Elephant.

by Not Jordan Jones January 17, 2019

Mad Elephant Sex

A very funny word first seen in a card game, this word is used to remind people of good old times and funny jokes

Person 1: hey
Person 2: hm?
Person 1: Mad Elephant Sex
Person 2: lmao

by Some Brazilian Dude June 30, 2021

Wyoming Elephant Foot

Whilst sitting on a flat surface, you suddenly shit your trousers, leaving a smooshed round shit-pattie that resembles an elephant footprint.

I was driving home last night and this deer ran out in front of me. I was so scared I gave myself a Wyoming Elephant Foot

by ChayneRex August 18, 2018

Competetive Elephant Ejaculation

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR

Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016