Dump Pump

When a dude takes forever in the bathroom because he masturbates then poops while on the toilet.

dump pump masturbate

Tyler was in the bathroom for a good 20 minutes he must've been doing a dump pump.

by chicks_knowthe#truth March 08, 2019

Dump Miscarriage

When you get on the toilet ready to take a dump and end up just farting.

"I was so mad yesterday when I got up to take a dump and it ended up just being a dump miscarriage"

by Stubs7996 April 04, 2013

Dumping Someone

When you don't like/hate your significant other and want to break their heart cause you don't want to be with them anymore. This could also be interpreted as ending your relationship with someone. Most relationships end because your significant other is either:
-Ugly
-Stupid
-Gay/ Lesbian
-Bad in bed
-Bitchy
-Not a good boyfriend/girlfriend

Gabriel (The boyfriend) : Hey Kelly, you're the best girfriend in the world and I love you forever :*.

Kelly (The girlfriend) : Fuck you Gabriel, I wanna party and have sex with 20 different guys all at once. I'm dumping you!

This is a perfect example of "Dumping someone"
In this example, Gabriel got dumped but his now ex-girlfriend Kelly.

by Eric Crabs Petersmith November 13, 2011

writing dumps

Another word for cracking cards which is another word for credit card fraud.

Guy in DMs: You still writing dumps?

Me: Yeah. Send the information.

by Aaliyah Dukes December 24, 2021

Dump 'Em

The phrase men use to get women to lift up their shirts and expose their breasts.

Guy: Ayyyy gurl dump 'em!
Girl: No, go away
Guy: Come on just do it!
(Girl drunkenly lifts up her shirt and dumps tits)

by ransteff June 07, 2011

Dump Hunger

1. The hunger that sets in after taking a massive dump.

Me: Dude, I'm starved!
Dude: Thats the dump hunger, man!

by Ace of Deuce January 18, 2010

Dump Slump

A frustrating period of time where you are having either lasting constipation or are just all around not satisfied with the size. Especially when you can feel it coming but just can't seem to follow through. (Lasts from 2-5 days)

(Dale): After that chef boyardi chugging contest, I have been in the biggest Dump Slump
(Keith): Wah Wah Wahhhhhh

by CaptainHuge April 18, 2009