Greetings, Earthling. I am Nilbog of the Planet Sepa. My manual tactile receptors have melted upon entry into your planet's stratosphere. As reparations, can I have your digits?
by Bobert Crumballs April 21, 2005
can i have yo number?
slick and cool ..
guaranteed to get you a hair slap as those girls walk away so fast!
slick and cool ..
guaranteed to get you a hair slap as those girls walk away so fast!
by Angelacia July 16, 2009
The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021
Efficient Cordless Cleaning: Powered by the latest motor technology the Rapid Clean makes cleaning convenient and thorough
40 Minutes Long Lasting Runtime: Up to 40 min of fade-free runtime. Easily switch to MAX power on fingertip controls to increase suction for better cleaning on carpet and rugs
Easy Rest Feature: Need to take a break? The specially designed Easy Rest nook allows you to safely prop the vacuum up on countertops and furniture
Under Furniture Reach: We moved the dust cup to the front so you can lay the vacuum completely flat to reach under beds and furniture with ease
LED Headlights: Bright beams light the way so you can see dust and debris that might otherwise have been missed and make cleaning under furniture much easier
40 Minutes Long Lasting Runtime: Up to 40 min of fade-free runtime. Easily switch to MAX power on fingertip controls to increase suction for better cleaning on carpet and rugs
Easy Rest Feature: Need to take a break? The specially designed Easy Rest nook allows you to safely prop the vacuum up on countertops and furniture
Under Furniture Reach: We moved the dust cup to the front so you can lay the vacuum completely flat to reach under beds and furniture with ease
LED Headlights: Bright beams light the way so you can see dust and debris that might otherwise have been missed and make cleaning under furniture much easier
Oh man, I can't wait to get home and use my Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue to clean my dog's shit.
by SuperSamboy May 30, 2020
The place where small ideas are hammered and mended to be the real deal.
Whenever someone is stuck , they drop by to get the best suggestions and make all their ideas and plans come true.
Except sheer brilliance ,Nothing else Matters here.
Whenever someone is stuck , they drop by to get the best suggestions and make all their ideas and plans come true.
Except sheer brilliance ,Nothing else Matters here.
by Creative_genius November 25, 2021
That intense, all-consuming, eruptive feeling you get when you haven't met a person in real-life, only online (totally randomly or through mutual offline friends), but looking at their photos gives you an orgasmic sensation and sends shivers down your spine.
Know the one? ;-)
Well, that's "digital orgasm" for ya!
It tends to exponentially intensify the likelier it is that you will actually get to meet this person in real-life and experience a real-life orgasm with him or her.
So, no - it's not reserved exclusively to your online celebrity crushes. ;-)
Know the one? ;-)
Well, that's "digital orgasm" for ya!
It tends to exponentially intensify the likelier it is that you will actually get to meet this person in real-life and experience a real-life orgasm with him or her.
So, no - it's not reserved exclusively to your online celebrity crushes. ;-)
While looking at someone's Facebook or Instagram photos, thinking: "WoW, I think I just had a digital orgasm!"
by multikulturana May 13, 2016
A fetish where someone slides their finger in their partner's anus then uses the tight pressure to crack their knuckles.
"My girlfriend lets me use her ass for Sphinctorectal Digital Cavitation and my knuckles have never felt better"
by The Random Loon Publisher September 25, 2019