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Can I have your digits?

An inquiry to acquite and possess anothers fingers.
Greetings, Earthling. I am Nilbog of the Planet Sepa. My manual tactile receptors have melted upon entry into your planet's stratosphere. As reparations, can I have your digits?
by Bobert Crumballs April 21, 2005
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can i get those seven digits

can i have yo number?

slick and cool ..
guaranteed to get you a hair slap as those girls walk away so fast!
so, uh, i was wondering ... can i get those seven digits?
by Angelacia July 17, 2009
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Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021
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Digital Cancer

1. The result of bad greenscreening common in simple photography programs such as Apple's photobooth.

2. The missing body parts that occur as a direct result of bad quality photoshop work
1. damn, we need a better backdrop, we may appear to be on a roller coaster, but you got a bad case of digital cancer on your left cheek there

2. whoa! check out that cheap advertisement! that woman has a serious case of digital cancer - her left foot isnt even there!
by djake93 August 3, 2009
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Digital Flick

removing someone as your other half in a social networking site. Usually confirms the end of the relationship in the eyes of everyone else and leaves the floodgates open for potential suiters and that you're good to go.
Jimmy "did you hear Teresa gave Bill the digital flick"
Dave "thank fook, I hear she takes Wavin for Cavan, might try get me some of that"
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Digital Dementia

When your computer just doesn't have the power to keep up with the programs you install in it; it takes forever for your computer to boot up.
Ingrid: It's taking forever for my computer to come on.
Barry: I know - I think it has digital dementia; its memory is shot!
by wcsochaplain April 2, 2010
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