diddles his skittles

to jack-off

the guy just flopped it out and started diddles his skittles

by Senti101 January 4, 2010

Diddan

The word "Diddan" litterly means that your a stoner.

A dude that smokes a lot of pot

"Hey dude, that guy is a Diddan"

"You smoke to much, Diddan"

by MrSlate April 27, 2010

diddly dack

Having a diddly dack is another saying for masturbation, like flicking the bean or jerkin the jerkin, you're having a diddly dack.

bob was in the bathroom having a diddly dack over fred's sexy ass.

by The real jesus December 12, 2013

diddly fucked up

Slang used in the Bad News, VA for "really messed up"

Aaron: My hair is all diddly fucked up.
Tripp: What even is that?
Aaron: You know

by GallifrAngel February 10, 2014

Diddly possing

Being so buzzing that you start to talk without reason or meaning.

"Dude josh was so fucked last night I swear he was diddly possing all night"

by Skinceclayton February 25, 2014

diadeatharoids

Diadeatharoids is an intense medical condition of the anus. Particularly itchy pustules form a heart shape around the rectum.

After coming into contact with the double-headed rhino in the Congo, the man called Goigi contracted diadeatharoids and had a particularly itchy buttock.

by Goigi May 16, 2014

Diddle Wizard

Pedophile; Child Molester

Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.

by Lupinetine October 10, 2014