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Jungle Deer

That man is a jungle deer.

Putbtyat jungle deer out of its misery.
by F-alex October 4, 2025
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Jungle Deer

That man is a jungle deer.

Putbtyat jungle deer out of its misery.
by F-alex October 4, 2025
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Silverballs Forest Deer

A silverballs forest deer is a rare specie of deer that its very habitat is congruent to the polar north country of New York. You may spot this deer around the campus of Suny Potsdam but it is very quick and often frighten easily. It is also easily identified by its hoop earrings used for its distinct nature to attract handsome males. It feeds on ExtenZe plants grown by a local martian field plower named Morg. While very adjust to the cold climate, the Silverballs lives in a Boso dormitory that resembles Disney World.
Silverballs Forest Deer
by LI hottness March 10, 2009
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there's a deer on your wall

A slang greeting from New Zealand used to say hi to a friend or loved one you haven't seen in a quite some time.
Barbara! Is that you? There's a deer on your wall.
by ferret mcsquarett November 22, 2011
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petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company
Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.
by tian647 August 28, 2013
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calling the deer

The yelling/groaning/shouting sound one makes when vomiting his/her guts up from a night of excessive drinking.
"After we got home from the bar last night, I was calling the deer until, like, 5:00a.m. It was rough."

"I know, dude. I think everybody west of the Mississippi could hear you."
by J. Grizzle November 10, 2013
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Soak a Deer

Certain curse words are prohibited from being said on TV or other mediums and are often censored. Often if the phrases "God damn it", "Suck a dick" or"Ass hole" are used, the words God, Suck, and hole"will be censored, rather than damn, dick, or hole. This seems pretty dumb, but there is actual reasoning behind it. Anyhow, if someone utters the phrase "Suck a Dick" and both Suck and Dick are censored, it should be assumed that they did not say "Suck a Dick" but "Soak a Deer" The term is used interchangeably with "Suck a Dick", but should be used when trying not to curse, maybe around smaller children.
Jim: Hey, Bill, you're a real cuck!
Bill: You know what, Jim? You can just go soak a deer!
by Farqunglu March 20, 2017
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