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Dean

Normally an ugly looking cunt with a massive nose. Definitely Noncy in appearance and likes to fuck fat smelly women who haven’t washed for months. Dean’s are normally equipped with a Phet dick and find woman over 108 attractive. A person named Dean will normally go for months if not years without a fuck but like to mate with animals frequently.

Speaks shit French too!!!
Oh look there’s Dean, quick dive into the shop so the ugly cunt doesn’t see us
by Sleekpony August 2, 2024
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Dean

A good friend who has your back, A Dean loves younger lady's and is an excellent wingman, Dean is a funny man, very intelligent and sharp ,often his sarcasm is so advanced people don't realise he is taking the piss out of them. Dean will always get the lady and will fight for his mates. A leader.
That fool didn't see Dean rip him up, too quick
by Karl gto September 11, 2020
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Dean

Dean is someone who is absolutely terrible and is addicted to drugs. Dean hurts others and is hugely selfish. Nobody like Dean.
Me: “Omg is that Dean?”
Friend: “He looks awful!”
Me: “Guess the drugs finally got to him.”
by Suckerhun223 May 21, 2023
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dickhead Dean

A dickhead Dean is a druggy who walks round town asking every man insight for their penis. Dickhead Dean is a pooftah
Oh look , it’s dickhead Dean.
by WillyWapper November 14, 2019
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Dean did it

-I did something wrong-

Teacher: Who broke the window
Me: DEAN DID IT
Dean:-_-
by Anonymous_6_9 May 22, 2019
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Dean

Oh shit! Here's Dean!
by Dean_Lover February 19, 2021
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The old dean

A huge rundown estate segregated from the rest of the town that is used to express someone’s attraction towards a woman. There are levels to the phrase for example if an attractive 6/10 is being friendly with you behind the counter as you pay for your shopping, when you leave you might turn to your friend and say you’d take her to the old dean. However if you see an 8/10 or above and are really getting the horn you might let out a “ooooogghhhhh” after she’s walked past and say that you’d take her to the old dean and back! The highest level of old dean is taking a girl to the top of the old dean tower and back down again, this can be done multiple times.

On a Separate note it can also be used to express levels of other states of being. For example after a night of raving on Dizz, Ket, or whatever your vitamins of choice are, you finally tuck into multiple jeffreys/biftas/zutes and are absolutely chonged. Your mate asks if you are alright as you are chewing your face off while looking like you’ve just discovered the meaning of life whilst staring at some wallpaper, you may reply that you are chonged to the old dean and back (levels of old dean apply here too)
“OGGGGHHH MATE!!! Did you see that blonde that just walked past? Fuck ME I would take her to the old dean and BACK!” “I’d take her to the top of the old dean tower and back down again at least 8 times a week!! Fucking hell” “yeah I’d take her to the old dean” “I am absolutely Fucking chonged to the old dean and back” “I am absolutely old deaned mate fuckin hell mate”
by PFresh November 26, 2020
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