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The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a woman's vagina whilst masturbating, before shouting "Oh yeah! This is The Real Deal!" and proceeding to ejaculate on her.
"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl The Real Deal?"
by blr416 April 25, 2025
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Good Deals

When u get something good in your life or something goes to plan
You got 100% on ur testgood deals”.
by Jax Morreale December 14, 2025
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Deal Chicken

A person who constantly jumps from one job, deal, or opportunity to another, always pecking around for the best possible payoff. They have zero loyalty and make moves based purely on self-interest—whether it’s for a higher salary, better perks, or personal gain. Like a chicken scavenging for crumbs, they’ll flock anywhere the juiciest deal is.
Don’t waste time training him he’s a deal chicken. He’ll quit as soon as someone offers an extra dollar.
by knivkiev September 8, 2025
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Midland Side Deal

When after a night of drunken sex you are too hungover to perform any acts with your partner aside from some lazy hand stuff.
We were pretty raunchy last night, but man this morning those Rye and Gingers really set in so I had to give her the ol' Midland Side Deal.
by Lbendy33 October 23, 2022
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Derg deal

The act of selling a dragon plushie or other dragon paraphernalia in a shady manner that closely resembles a drug deal, such as out of the back of your car in a parking lot at night.
No, officer, nothing bad going on here at all. I just like dragon plushies, that's all. This is just a derg deal.
by Vinderex February 19, 2022
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womb deal

A deal so raw it hasn't even been born yet.
"I got such a womb deal today with my assignments! It sucks!"
by Finseed April 1, 2020
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