Dearest

The most important one. The one that makes the sun brighter everyday,

the one you’ll love till you’re old and gray, the one that’s there for you each night and day, the one that you’ll stay inside by the fire spending all day laughing and cuddling with, the one that you just feel comfortable with and want to spend forever with. The one you really, truly, unconditionally love. The One. My dearest.

“I love you my dearest” 💕❤️
“Wow, that couple is so cheesy, I hear they call each other “love” and “dearest”!”

by A Rose By Any Other Name.... December 8, 2020

dead calm

A 'dead calm' is the action following someone having an uncontrollable sex urge during a very intense sex scene in a movie. The result is to promptly go to the bathroom or other private area to masturbate. Both applicable for women and men.

The reference to dead calm, is from the 1989 movie by that name. A very intense sex scene that has made many people have a sex trigger.

If this sex scene continue intensifying, I will probably have a 'dead calm' moment

Do you know where he went? Been a long time to the bathroom, he probably did a 'dead calm' on us after this porn clip.

by HardCoreBunny February 24, 2021

Dead Sea Syndrome

1) A one-sided relationship.

2) A situation between two individuals where one is always the giver and the other is always the taker.

3) The act of an exploiter or parasite

Taken from the Dead Sea in the Middle East in that waters flow into it, but nothing flows out. (i.e. it takes but never gives back)

I was a good friend to Adora but she was never one to me. She freely took from me but never gave back. It was your textbook Dead Sea Syndrome.

by Deus-ex-machina September 26, 2023

360 Death-Scratch (360DS)

A traumatic experience that occurs whenever your Xbox 360 is moved while a CD is in the drive. Somehow, the console creates this huge commotion, similar to the sound of death. The result is a perfectly circular scratch that runs the perimeter of your Xbox 360 game disc.

This can happen as a result of a few things:

-Your Xbox 360 is switched from vertical to horizontal position during gameplay

-You trip and make your console tip over or move in anyway.

360 Death-Scratch (360DS)

"Let me just set up the audio/video cords for my Xbox"
*Suddenly trips over the 360. A strange whirring sound begins and the console shakes*
"Oh crap. Its the 360 Death-Scratch (360DS) "
*You take the CD out to see that a dangerously beautiful scratch now runs the perimeter of the disc. The following morning you commit suicide.*

by ASHE OBI June 21, 2008

Freaky Deaky Tastic

Someone who goes all out in various ways. Breaking it down on the dance floor, very sexual, and finds something dirty to almost anything someone says. This person is always least expected to be one and its very rare to find.

Duece: Hey you see me and katlyn breaking it down on the dance floor it was like we was sexing.

Kinson: DAAMNN BRA She's Freaky Deaky Tastic!!

Duece: Thats fo sho

by Katieboo7 April 11, 2009

The Dead Tree

A form of dance used to show that you and/or your friends are having more than just a good time. To perform the dance, all one needs to do is simply put their arms infront of them (kind of like a zombie) and put your head down. Then kind of bob up and down and there you have it. Simple, yet amazing.

Example One:

Joe: Look at Ford on the stage! ...What is he doing?
Peter: Why, that's The Dead Tree! Ford must be having a great time.

Example Two:

Jimbo: Dude, I love this song!
Wallace: DO THE DEAD TREE!!!

by A Stinky Black July 6, 2011

Shotgun deaf

1. When someone claims to have not heard the proclamation "shotgun" after Shotgun has audibly been declared, and therefore claims to have rights to the shotgun seat.

2. That guy who always says that shotgun is his, regardless of if he had it last or if someone has already called shotgun.

"Dude... I called shotgun like half a second ago, your shotgun deafness wont work this time, shotgun is MINE!"

by Jpharmsb September 7, 2011