Jasmine Dusting

To lower the labia onto or near someone's face or head, either during sexual congress to facilitate cunnilingus, or as a joke on someone who passes out drunk at a party. Analogous to the Tea Bag

"She laid down a severe jasmine dusting on me last night."

by Smatchmo March 9, 2010

phantom dating

When you ask a girl to date you and she says yes. Then some time later you find out from her that you were never really dating even though when u asked her she said yes.

-Yo bro, you still dating that girl u were telling me about?
- Nah dude, i never was because apparently we were just phantom dating

by will-o March 7, 2011

Online Dating Yoked

When a middle aged man is excessively buff, because he has recently divorced his wife and needs to start his online dating career.

My dad said, "Woah Peter's dad is yoked."

I said, "Yeah he's been Online Dating Yoked since the divorce."

by ><(((*>er June 8, 2014

Fairy Dusting

When you give a man a blow job and instead of swallowing you spit it out in a fine mist all over his face.

I surprised him with a fairy dusting and he never spoke to me again.

by Anastasium120mg March 27, 2015

gagie dating

when two people like each other but can't date due to fear of being ridiculed and teased by classmates who are usually really just jealous.

did you know that Graham and Hady are dating?

no, they're just Gagie dating.

by Sanjai Gupta July 17, 2015

lavender dating

A woman (sometimes called a 'beard') who pseudo-dates a homosexual man in order to conceal his homosexuality.

Person 1: Cheryl and John are so cute together!
Person 2: Nah, they're just lavender dating.

by JamieChan May 14, 2017

unofficially dating

when ur bf is a cunt and doesn’t love u enough

craig :we could date but we want it on the down low

joe: unofficially dating ??
craig: YASSS

by yaaaaaaa....bitch December 9, 2017