Mass diddler

One who diddles at a mass level

Dude have you seen Larry? He hasn't been the same since the mass diddler struck.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

Double Diddle

To masturbate with both hands.

"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."

by sangreazul July 21, 2016

pre-diddle

preliminary activities before the act of the diddles. See Diddle Definition

man dude carter gave gabbie the best pre-diddle last night

by ThisDiddleMaster69 June 11, 2016

Skirt-daddlin

When a man chases after a woman in a skirt.

When mike dissapeares after Rebecca leaves you better bet he's skirt-daddlin.

by systemnage February 19, 2017

daffy diddle

To wear a fake duck nose and slap a female in the face with your erect penis after coating it in chocolate and peanut butter.

bro last night i hit her with that daffy diddle

by jpdaffy February 21, 2017

Lit daddies

4 daddies who are extremely lit and just don't give a fuck. Aka used to describe a lit ass person who is also a daddy.

Did you see me and the lit daddies today they just pissed in public and didn't give a fuck.

by Lit daddy #3 September 4, 2017