cummings

Someone with an arrogant disregard for rules which they think don't apply to them, or dismisses objections to unfair or privileged behaviour. Generally marking someone as a twat who considers themselves special, or is surprised when it turns out they are not and the rules do apply to them.

Derivation of Dominic Cummings.

"Well I've been seeing my mates all the time during lockdown."
"You're a cummings."

"Kirsty parks wherever she likes just because she can afford the fines, she's gonna be so shocked when her car gets towed, it's such cummings behaviour."

"I'm gonna need a visa to go to Spain! It's so unfair, I was going to retire there."
"You voted for Brexit, what did you expect? Cummings."

by cjeam July 3, 2020

cummuppets

Muppets covered in cum

I really like the cummuppets

by Vendetta_13 March 27, 2022

Cummy mummy

Someone who wipes off their semen with toilet paper.

I'm such a cummy mummy :)

by Fart Smella May 4, 2022

Cummy Cummy Goey Goey

A synonym for masturbate.

I’m going to cummy cummy goey goey.

by Zaza muncher October 24, 2022

Cummy-Ache

1. When you about to skeet skeet but your balls shrivel up and its a no go.
2. When you are about to bust and you dont but your about to bust again and you dont.
3.When your balls get entertained but dont get drained.

When she tells you not to ejaculate in side her so you end up having a cummy-ache.

by Dhavik February 3, 2023

Cummed in

the state of being filled to capacity after a meal

The food there was amazing, I'm absolutly cummed in!

by Richard Willy Johnson June 11, 2023

Set-Cummer

1. An athlete that can reach an orgasm during an intensive workout. 2. A Non-Sexual derived orgasm.

I hate being a Set-Cummer! It makes such a mess.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007