covfefe

The President's tweet speaks for itself

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by PressSecSpicer May 31, 2017

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When you try to lie to the world and yourself, but your brain decides to take a shit instead.

Also called a "freudian shit" (the brain-hemorrage version of freudian slips).

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

-Tweet by Donald J. Trump, President of the United States

"Johnny, what are you doing? Have you written your essay?"
"No."
"What?! Then do it!"
"Covfefe. I mean yes. It has the best words in it."
-Johnny wanted to copy Pence's homework at school

by Logichris May 31, 2017

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A legacy to ancestrors of Pepe the Frog (especially Bufo viridis).
Covfefe: Now take an Periodic table, find element under Co, V and Fe. Find their Atomic numbers: 27, 23 and 26. Now google 27232626. And wonder.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by BeduinZPouste May 31, 2017

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NOUN (Am. english)
covfefe (kov-fey-fey) or (kov-fifi)

Syonymous for "negative press coverage"

Originally coined by Donald Trump the 45th President of the United States of America who knows all the best words and can even create new ones very quickly and biglier than ever before.

"Trump and Russia receive a lot of covfefe."

"The Hillary Clinton e-mail scandal generated a lot of covfefe."

"The White House Press Briefings with Sean Spicer inevitably result in a lot of covfefe."

by PrimozPeterka May 31, 2017

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According to the president of the free world, Covfefe means Good Luck! in Trumpish.

Do you think you can beat me in Ping Pong? Covfefe dammit!

by Pro Bono Banana May 31, 2017

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Create own version, fuck everybody, fuck everybody..!!

A note was found in a jail cell, with the letters Covfefe, short for: Create Own Version, Fuck Everybody, Fuck Everybody..!!

Mostly used by selfish criminals .

by Yaman! May 31, 2017

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