Sperm Catcher

A girl who swallows

Tina doesn't miss a drop she's a sperm catcher.

by xflocking November 4, 2011

Coach Sleezy

To pay a prostitute a large amount of money to have sex with and then cumming way before your time is up causing the session with the prostitute to be over, pretty much a waste of money.

If you pay $300 for one hour with a prostitute and you cum 15 minutes into the session it was like paying $20 a minute or $75 for 15 minutes wasting $225

The way that pro licked my nuts in the bathroom down in AC last weekend caused me to Coach Sleezy.

by Brett Lindros The Mayor of Glenside March 18, 2008

catcher in the rye

One of the great American novels. Fascinating, stream of consiousness style by the famouse recluse author J.D. Salinger. Any adolescent who reads this book should beable to relate to the narrator, Holden Caulfield. He struggles with alienation, nihilism, and disillusionment with the modern, post-industrial captitalist state.

Catcher In The Rye is the only good book I ever read in highschool.

by Sean J July 15, 2008

chotch bag

a douche bag's evil twin cousin. A chotch bag is more than just a useless idiot, he or she is consistently a useless idiot, often times on purpose.

David: Damn, frickin Jim is such a douche bag!

Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.

David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?

Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!

by DPdaix June 21, 2007

catch 69

Describes a situation where a heterosexual person can't truly determine the sexual orientation of a member of the same sex without engaging in an act that would question their own sexuality.

Also applies to any situation where a person who is, in fact, a heterosexual cannot proceed to do something that they want without strongly suggesting otherwise.

Ex. 1:
Guy 1: So what's the deal with Tom? Is he gay or what?

Guy 2: I don't know...Its hard to tell.

Guy 1: I guess one of us could go over there and try to make-out with him, but its a catch 69.

Ex. 2:
Guy 1: Hey, straight guys can wear skinny jeans, right?

Guy 2: Well sure straight guys can wear skinny jeans...its just that those guys tend to engage in sex with other men...

by tonyDaDickDealer June 16, 2009

catch me in traffic

You are no longer intrested in a person. Holla at you, see you when I see you.

Bitch, catch me in traffic.

by shelly01 August 31, 2006

Catch feels

Slang for liking someone else; having romantic feelings; also known as catching feelings

I can't believe you catch feels for Gina.

by catchfeels October 3, 2017