Cock curls

This one is for the fitness crowd. Not the cross fit wussies though.

You tie a weight to your election. You use the throbs to lift the weight connected to it.

Equipment needed: shoelace, weight plate(s), post workout supplement such as creatine/bcaa's.

Women have kegels. Men have cock curls. Even the buddhist monks hang weights from their scrotums for toughness training exercises.

by M_Dubz152 June 17, 2023

Triple Cock

When a girl has 3 dicks in her at the same time one in the mouth, one in the ass, and one in her pussy!

Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh Abi!!!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink Snort! Snort! Snort Oh Abi!!!
Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock!
Kaylee : Hey Jake could you go in there and ask Chad if we could have a raise?
Jake : Sure I guess? Oh Wow! Holy Fucking Shit!!!
Chad : God Damn't Jake get the fuck out were giving Abi A double fuck here Jesus Christ!
Abi : 3 Cocks!
Chad : What a great idea A Triple Cock Jake get over here and stick your cock in Abi's mouth!
Jake : O Wow!! Talk about a raise!
Kiersten : So Kaylee did Jake get us a raise?
Kaylee : Uh no but he did get one for himself!
Kiersten : Mother Fuck there giving her a Triple Cock now im gonna kill him!
Kaylee : Or if you really want a raise just let them give you a Triple Cock!
Kiersten : Now that a good idea!

by SlopNChop August 15, 2018

cock serve

The opposite of a cock block: when a female overtly conveys interest in a male.

She offered to cook you dinner? That's a cock serve if I've ever seen one.

by Jonathan Forsythe December 30, 2004

The Cock Gobbler

The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.

My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.

by weezarc June 1, 2010

cock doc

Someone who is very adept at arousing a penis to its fully erect form and then continuing to stimulate it to ejaculation. This definition is reserved for those who make penis stimulation an art form.

I went home with this girl from the bar last night. I had no idea she was such a cock doc!

or for homosexuals

I was at the club last night and saw that cock doc you slept with last weekend.

by josh summers March 21, 2007

cock knee

A move in Muay Thai involving a knee to the groin. Not to be confused with Cockney.

It looks like Kanchana just performed a cock knee. He hit Pracha in the crotcha. I think he's gonna be down for a while.

by thundercatsho! December 19, 2008

Cock Breath

When an individuals breath has the lingering smell of cock. Usually more pronouced after sucking the life out of a cock in the morning when the nut cheese and other smells of the cock are most pungent.

Billy: Lisa, did you talk to mom this morning at breakfast?

Lisa: Yeah, and her breath reaked of dads cock. I hate that cock breath, alot, Billy....

Billy: Thats not what I was going to ask you, but now that you mention it I did catch a wiff of dads meat bat...

Lisa: How do you know what dads junk smells like?

Billy: How do you know what it smells like?

Akward silence........

by Mr Meat Bat December 9, 2007