pootie clap

A queef.

bro sharon pootie claps way to much its gross.

by cheek tap man June 15, 2017

clapped by the storm

When some slow ass fucktard keeps looting and he dies to the storm

person 1: how did your dumbass die?
person 2: i got Clapped by the storm

by LGBTBBQ June 3, 2018

Slap and clap

When you have sex to music

Last night we slapped and clapped

I gave her the slap and clap

by Nochancepeepants February 21, 2022

stunt clap

two very hard claps given to a deserving person, often beginning with the phrase "put your walls on the ground" and ending with confusion

mar mar says, "everybody put your balls on the ground and give nick two stunt claps"

by hahahmj November 17, 2010

clap chute

Back window of a straight piped 90s chevy

Open the clap chutes so we can hear the ol girl clap

by Clap daddy April 26, 2023

clap drappler

The act of placing one's hands around anothers penis and repeatedly clapping your hands together.

Hey honey do you want me to start with foreplay by me giving you the clap drappler?

by Iva Tinkle February 26, 2011

clap scan

A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.

Hey, good news, my clap scan came back clean.

by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019