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choke n puke

just hit return key & log off! choke n puke truck is here.
Hot cupper choke n puke eggs.
Good morning sunshine choke n puke truck is in the parking lot ima dumgard..
by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006
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chakes

verb
1. To mock or belittle through the use of a barrage of often repetitive, insulting and hilarious .jpg images found on the internet.

2. To torture bubbrubb until he seeks the solace of his transvestite dog.
Bubbrubb was chakes'd until he sought the solace of his transvestite dog.
by Your Bestest Friend January 12, 2009
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Choke

None needed
by J Man October 17, 2003
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choke it back

defecation delay, try(ing) to hold off a def!
i've got to cut a flop but i'm going to choke it back!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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Choke

Aye can i choke some money off you
by Bocifff July 7, 2010
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Choke a bitch and spit in his/her mouth emoji

It is these three emoji's in order. The shocked emoji, you know the one with the blue head and the hands are on its face, the spit emoji but it has the be the one with three drops and finally to finish it off you have the tongue emoji, which represents its mouth. Now to actually define this combo. It is referred to a male or female and bitch is used broadly. Yes its vulgar and its meant to because, creativity and freedom of speech. It may also be used if you are secretly coding something to you significant other to do later on in the evening ;), in other words its a fetish in a emoji form!
P1: Dont piss me off

P2: (enter choke a bitch and spit in his/her mouth emoji)
P1: What the Fuck is that?
P2: Thats what im going to do to you in emoji form of an emoji!
by Not Jack :) March 2, 2017
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dark choke

When your sexual partner is tied up or handcuffed to the bed. When its dark slowly place your butthole over his/her face and let out a load. Force it down their thoats.
Tom: Woah, Mike.. im really sorry your wife died yesturday, perhaps you'd like to come to my basement. i live alone.
Mike: No thanks, im okay, i actually killed my wife when i pulled a "Dark Choke." The last words she mumbled were, "What the fuck did you eat Mike, it's very fruity."
Tom: Do the cops know this story?
Mike: Me either
by MagicMailman December 20, 2008
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