Tucker' Carlson

The act of a manipulating your genitalia in a fashion as to hide it. Like one would hide an adult man's embarrassing bow ties.

She used duct tape to Tucker' Carlson, because she was wearing a short skirt for Roger Ailes.

by Factula March 16, 2021

carns

1) a ring of stone
2) a college-age virgin
3) a jackass, a fool, a pritter, a dandy, a buffoon

Look at that carns over there!
Billy will die a lonely carns.
That carns Billy tore his sack while pantomiming sexual acts.

by Matt Troutman March 24, 2003

not playing your cards right

the act of one partner(male or female)begging their partner to have sex with them every time that they are together, however the other refuses by claiming that he or she doesnt have a condom when in actuality both have condoms

Despite the fact that Will and Sarah have dated for over six months, much to Sarah's dismay Will refuses to play his cards right.

by Newfy June 9, 2005

Who fucking cares?

A retardedly overused forumpic.

by dj gs68 June 22, 2003

ten best cars ever

In no particular order...

Jaguar E-type (pre-1973)
Ford Gt/GT40
Rolls-Royce Phantom VI
Ferrari 250 GTO
Jaguar XJ220
Mercedes-Benz 560 sec
Aston Martin DB9
Porsche 911 GT turbo
Morgan Aero eight GT
Bugatti type 41

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

Playing Cards

Term used for masterbation.

She was playing cards and went all in!

by leidback December 16, 2008

Carls

Fucking crazzy ass kid who dominate in the game of curve ball tying the score of David Ashenfelter. That fucker! fucked up the last kid who tried to beat his score.

Ho shit look at Carls play. That kid is fucking awsome.

by brett January 18, 2005