Dookie Can

a can with a big smelly dookie in it

"Hey, can I have a taste of that dookie can?"
"Sure bro, this dookie can is nice, hot and fresh!"

by poopooheadhahahah June 12, 2020

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CROISSANT IN A CAN

1. Two croissants in a metal can, a delicacy of the white people.
2. An exclamation used in the most out of pocket times.

"So when my dog died, I was so depres-"
"CROISSANT IN A CAN LMAOOOO"

by Cornnnnnnn September 4, 2023

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A Can Fairy is a not so mythical creature that comes and cleans up any of your empties that found their way onto your lawn, into the street, and in some cases even cans that are on your porch. The Can Fairy is usually homeless but occasionally can be a normal person just doing community service.

Before leaving for the bars we all shotgunned beers and left them in the yard, when we got back we saw that the Can Fairy had been through.

I think I heard the Can Fairy come this morning.

by Swagcityyolo October 21, 2013

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Cans-Only'd

When you are at the show and need to throw away your trash but then you get to the bin and it is for "Cans Only"

Hey check out this guy walking over to the bin with all this non-can trash; He's about to get Cans-Only'd!

by MullFonty March 14, 2021

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jingle cans

When you have many beer cans or soda cans in the bed of your pick up and at 80mph you hear them jingle

Y'all hear them there jingle cans them present times is here

by Southern redneck May 1, 2016

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Shit can

The Ruler of Russia. I.e. Vladimir poo tin.

Bob: I heard Shit Can tried to poison the leader of the opposition.
Sergei: Yawn. Doubt it, comrade. You must've heard that on MSM or something. Truth is, I heard he actually a Nazi, and accidentally poisoned himself

by Wayner Wayne July 28, 2022

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