you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real

you can't make this shit up bro

by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025

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by A Faqqot October 25, 2018

Can't Undersplain

The inability to understand or explain something. Usually while chemically augmented AKA fucked up.

Hey bro I'm walking around Electric forest and I can't Undersplain an effin thing soooooo gonzo

by Benjiblueyes April 13, 2020

If white people can't do it

than it was aliens

"hey those Egyptians couldn't of built it, it must of been aliens " says Jim from accounting
"yea i mean If white people can't do it now, it must of been those damn aliens" says Garry from HR

by speedybump October 19, 2019

I can't compeed

When the blister already burst and you can't put a Compeed brand band aid on it

"Try putting on a Compeed" - "Nah, bitch's already burst, i can't compeed!"

by Myam13 March 30, 2021

can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work

Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!

by jazzem December 8, 2021

You can't take a horse to water

You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.

You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2022