Do you know why? I do. And I could tell you what to do (in specificity) to fix the problem. Money back guaranteed. It's actually a good story.
"I can't fine my jab"
Hym "Ooo I want to tell him so bad! But I don't want to give it away. But I KNOW exactly what's going to happen. He's going to pay his coach. Instead of me. And I'm not going to get any credit. And that would be lame. But I'll do it. I can't do it here because I'll give it away. And I'm correct. It's good."
Hym "Ooo I want to tell him so bad! But I don't want to give it away. But I KNOW exactly what's going to happen. He's going to pay his coach. Instead of me. And I'm not going to get any credit. And that would be lame. But I'll do it. I can't do it here because I'll give it away. And I'm correct. It's good."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2023

Hym "I can't do anything about it? I ALREADY HAVE! I've shaped the course of human history! And if you try to stop me from carving my name into the discourse I will just find something else to carve it into! I will rewrite the overarching narrative under which you await your impending death WITH MY BARE HANDS and you will sing my praises.. In your prayers... For eternity!"
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

Ka-can't-think
/k-a 'kant THiNGk/
A term for a person who's stupid and ignorant
But still has the audacity to do things to other people
/k-a 'kant THiNGk/
A term for a person who's stupid and ignorant
But still has the audacity to do things to other people
Youre an ka-can't-think person
My ka-can't-think neighbor can't stop talking
My ka-can't-think friend wants a debate
My ka-can't-think neighbor can't stop talking
My ka-can't-think friend wants a debate
by Worldwar5 April 20, 2022

"Hey, wanna watch Harry Potter with me?"
"Well, I don't think it's my cup of tea, but then again, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. Sure, I'll check it out."
"Well, I don't think it's my cup of tea, but then again, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. Sure, I'll check it out."
by Johann von Gambelputty December 12, 2020

When you're trying to play a song and you fail miserably. For reference, the can-can is a well known dance, and band directors often have students play it.
"Wow, you played so badly!"
"Yeah, that was more of a can't-can't than a can-can, know what I'm saying?"
"Yeah, that was more of a can't-can't than a can-can, know what I'm saying?"
by andpeggyyyy September 27, 2017

"Wow the Pi Kap's really want to collab on the Marg Party" - Girl 1
"Yeah, we aren't gonna collab with them on that one" - Girl 2
"They really think they are all that" - Girl 1
"Can't teach feel, our parties get rolled theirs don't" - Girl 2
"Yeah, we aren't gonna collab with them on that one" - Girl 2
"They really think they are all that" - Girl 1
"Can't teach feel, our parties get rolled theirs don't" - Girl 2
by Mawnster November 18, 2022

by artixzy October 15, 2021
