Heinz beans

The best beans in the world

Heinz beans are so nice I swear there classs there like the god of beans

by Heinz😝 December 01, 2019

Vital Beans

A term used around parts of Atlanta to refer to DXM AKA Skittles.

Made popular by rap artist 'DG Yola' with his track 'Vital Beans'

"Hey where can I get some skittles"
"What is that?"
"You know.. those red and blue round things that contain DXM"
"Oh you mean those VITAL BEANS"
"Umm.. sure.. yeah the Vital Beans"

by CrushCrush December 15, 2009

Beany Bean

Beany Bean is a very nice dog who has very large eyes and appears in pictures with shoulders in the background. The legendary Bean roams Utah in search of blankets to throw up on at the best of times. Beany Bean’s special ability is annoying someone that I know and who should get more sleep because she stays up until five in the morning but who knows who’s fault that is it is totally not mine.

Beany Bean has the potential to be a murderer but we have no evidence yet.

by ANervousGuyWithoutConfidence July 22, 2019

Killer Bean

An originally jelly bean, coffee bean created by the totally sane mind of Jeff Lew. Killer bean started out as a test film, then in 2009 Killer Bean forever was released as killer bean is sent on a mission which he is then betrayed by his employers. He has godly reaction times and is skilled with guns. He is also cocky

Yo Killer Bean killed that dude really easily

by Asshat 42736(liar November 06, 2020

Blowing On The Beans

When a woman, or man, blows on the testicles of a man, or shemale, to make fart noises.

My bitch has been blowing on the beans lately, shit wild, nigga.

by PankStank May 04, 2018

Bean Holder

A vessel used to arrange beans at the height of one bean high, whilst also aligning them in the same direction to create optimum cooking conditions

Dale: Can I borrow your bean holder to cook my beans at an optimum rate?

Carl: No, have a goblin instead

Kishan: I used it yesterday and it was great but the goblin wasnt

by True_Tokah November 24, 2011

Mr. Bean

Our lord and saviour

"All hail Mr. Bean"
"Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about our god, Mr. Bean?"

by Good_Sir June 13, 2018