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Buffalo Sabres 

NHL team from Buffalo, NY. Much like every other Buffalo sports team, every chance for a championship ends in bitter disappointment (Brett Hull). Will NEVER - NEVER - win the Stanley Cup because God hates Buffalo and will never let any of its teams win anything of value (Buffalo Bills).

Fucking Christ, they had Hasek put up a 93.9% save percentage in the playoffs and fucking lost!
"Hey Whitey, did you know that the Buffalo Sabres are in the playoffs?"

"Hey douche-bag, it doesn't matter because they're just going to lose and then we have to listen to a bunch of ignorant, bitter, Sabres fans go on and on about that not being a goal and some other bullshit cause they're a bunch of pussy ass crybabies from a shitty place like Buffalo where there are no schools or roads just flaming rivers of tar and nuclear waste that damage the brains of these people even more than the heavy drinking their mothers did while they were in the womb and then the heavy drinking they themselves did once out of the womb and blah, blah, blah - Buffalo fucking sucks"
take a dump
"5- i gotta buffalo"
buffalo by lauren September 1, 2003

buffalo blizzard 

When you give a hand job to a guy with snow as lubrication.
When you give a hand job with snow.

Example
Guy: give me a handy
Girl: with what? You want it dry?
Guy: No, grab some damn snow

Buffalo Blizzard!

Because western ny is covered in snow!
buffalo blizzard by ChrissyZz December 19, 2010
v. the act of standing about lazily whilst being shot and maimed by people stupid enough to move to Montana in the early 1800's, thereby ensuring the extinction of your species due to unabated sloth.
buffalo by jestermeister November 27, 2011

Canadian Buffalo Spirit 

A former currency of Canadia, notable for being haunted by pirate ghosts; approximate worth is one butterfinger largely due to a problem with most vending machines. Also, a sex act involving three beavers strapped to a moose, drenched in maple syrup, while wearing an RCMP uniform.
After buying a butterfinger with my Canadian Buffalo Spirit, I did a Canadian Buffalo Spirit with your mom at the zoo. That's why I have rabies and am on the sex offender registry.

Downtown Buffalo

The economic center of Western New York. For many years downtown Buffalo was being run down by crime, and rust. But recently many new projects have been built/are being built/planned, such as the new waterfront, the statler towers being redeveloped, the Marriot Hotel downtown, the new federal courthouse, and the MANY abandoned buildings being turned into lofts/businesses. Buffalo is on the rise.
Rochesterian: Wow, our downtown is better because we have 2 waterfalls, and like 3 highrise buildings!

Buffalonian: Have fun with your panhandlers! We have over 50 high rises, a waterfront in development and many other projects being done! Downtown Buffalo rocks!

Dusty Buffalo 

Refers to an elderly Native American woman who has not engaged in sexual intercourse in a period of time. Refers to how the genitalia has not been aroused and has gathered dust.
Person 1: I went to the reservation last week to waste my paycheck at the slots, and this dusty buffalo cleared me out in Texas Hold 'em!

Person 2: I can see why she hasn't gotten any action...