Nutri-Buddies

Two or more people who are both friends and on the dietary plan Nutrisystem.

Bob:Jim what are you eating there.
Jim:(Hesitantly) Uh some food.
Bob:Ohhhh Jim your on Nutrisystem. I see.

The Next Day.

Jim:Hey Bob whats that your eating.
Bob;(Hesitantly) Uh some food.
Jim:Oh my Bob your on Nutrisystem to.
Bob:Well now that the secrets out I guess were both Nutri-Buddies.

by Japan Bubbles August 27, 2009

Buddy Paradox

Men who call everyone "Buddy" seldom develop close friendships, especially with other men. "Buddy" is actually a smokescreen for their anti-social nature. If they keep calling you "buddy," they aren't your buddy.

I thought he might become my friend, but he was just another guy with a buddy paradox.

by Enrealment March 20, 2023

Speed Buddies

1. When you drive down a highway behind another car for a fair amount of time but feel no need to overtake it, because your speed match almost perfectly.
2. When you swim in a pool, behind or ahead another random person and neither of you feel the need to overtake one another throughout the entire session.

1. Oh damn, my speed buddy just turned away. It was rather comfortable to drive behind him. I guess now I'll have to watch my speedometer.
2. I really hope I'll find some speed buddies in the pool today, they always prevent me from resting on the edges.

by Elizabeth_Bathory August 16, 2009

informer buddy

an automated law enforcement chat bot for instant messaging.

I think i'll Instant Message informer buddy and turn myself in for smoking marijuana.

by Smokey McBongrip January 19, 2008

Buddy fucker

The friend that puts you in shitty situations

Principle: WHO GRAFFITIED the school's walls
Matt: it was joesph
Joseph: it was him I didn't do a single thing
Principle: both of you are responsible and you will be punished

Joesph: Matt you're a buddy fucker

by Phantom spectre August 2, 2017

Tinder Buddy

A sexual partner meet by swiping right on the Tinder app. Similar to a "Fuck Buddy" this relationship is primarily physical with limited emotional attachment.

Person 1: "Turn Down for What?!? After bar at my house, you coming?"
Person 2: "Nah brah, I just hit up my Tinder Buddy. Off to go get some"

by SteffernieM June 13, 2014

locker buddies

Plural of locker buddy.

Dude we're just locker buddies.

by MysticX November 8, 2007