happy box

a happy box is the box that you hide your porn in

Nobodys home, time to get out the happy box

by Luke Himsel June 11, 2006

steam box

A good way to smoke marijuana in your house without getting caught.What you do is turn on the shower in you bathroom and let it get really steamy. Then once it is steamy enough you light up your joint, pipe, bong or whatever you smoke your weed from, and then the smoke and steam co-mingle and you cant see or smell a thing.

This is a good technique to use in hotel rooms.

dude lets go steam box my bathroom.

by mhorittochelln July 3, 2005

Bitch box

US Navy term for an intercom or amplified circuit used to communicate between spaces of the ship.

Who was calling on the bitch box?

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

Bloom Box

1. (Verb) The act of inserting a penis into a talkative women's mouth.

2. (Noun) a young female’s breast which during the stage of puberty develops into a box, or rectangular shape.

1. I love to Bloom box during sex.
2. He has a fetish for a single bloom box.

by Mcock Dickunary December 27, 2010

box smasher

A box is aussie slang for a vagina.

Someone who smashes boxes is someone who is very good with females and has sex with them a lot of times.

Lachlan: Are you the box smasher I've heard about?
Macca: Nah mate, I'm just the manager.

by TheRealBoxSmasher May 25, 2016

Cock in the box

Used to discribe that moment when you have a hard dick and a closed pants but as soon as you open your pants your dick jumps out like a jack in the box

I dont like wearing this pants because it creates a mean cock in the box.

by The Fap Factory March 13, 2015

Box Payment

When one parrt has handy services to provide for someone and the other party pays in sexual favors.

I've finished cutting the grass may I receive my box payment now?

by Daddi B January 11, 2021