When the girl is urinating while the male is standing in front receiving a blowjob. sometimes reffered to as pissing blowjobs or pb&j
Brad: Remember that time that matt got a reverse urinary blumpkin during the party?
Mark: WHYYYYY did that ever happen
Mark: WHYYYYY did that ever happen
by kkid65 October 09, 2011
The act where the woman is taking a shit on the edge of the toilet while the man, or another woman, is eating her out. An easier, but messier variation is where the woman shits on the man while he eats her out.
This is not to be confused with a Blumpkin, or a Reverse Blumpkin, which are two different, but closely related things.
This is not to be confused with a Blumpkin, or a Reverse Blumpkin, which are two different, but closely related things.
The woman was tired of giving her husband blumpkins all the time, so she forced him into a Double Reverse Blumpkin.
by KinkyMaster September 13, 2017
When someone is doing an upper decker and the person on the lower decker is is giving head and takeing a shit at the same time.
by sick mo'fo December 07, 2012
Awkwardly-Social human who tends not to fit into crowds (even anti-social crowds), often doing random acts of stupidity for attention, or slowly fading away into the Master universe of all blumpkins in which the Original Blumpkin controls.
"hey bro whats up"(normal human sentence) "man imsoo high lets get high, bro can i go to the store for you for a smoke even in -50 i dont care bro, hey bro dont you love lil wayne i love lil wayne bro"(blumpkin sentence)
by thecanadiancreator November 23, 2014
When a guy is standing up, peeing on a girl, and pooing at the same time...another girl is on deck to perform fellacio on the doody log that's on its way out. AKA: GBB
by GBBeaver December 08, 2009
A golden blumpkin 360, is when you get head while taking a shit (a blumpkin) on a golden rotating toilet. To be a real golden blumpkin 360 the toilet must be at least 18k gold, and it must make a full rotation, or 360 degrees.
by Dave Siegel March 01, 2008
While receiving a blumpkin, right when the man is about to ejaculate, he stands up, dunks the woman's head into the toilet water, jizzes on her back and then proceeds to give her a shit swirlie.
I tried to order a frosted dunkin' blumpkin from the girl at the donut shop yesterday, but they didn't have a public bathroom.
by cheezdogg33 June 30, 2009