Keister Beetle

The hyphothetical bug that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left, sounds like someone has a Keister Beetle.

by bambilee April 30, 2011

Rump-Beetus

1. The result of having anal sex with a diabetic who's forgotten to take their insulin.

2. When you fuck a diabetic in the ass so hard that they slip into a diabetic coma.

A: Dude, I was fooling around with Sandy last night, and well .... rump-beetus.

B: Woah, I didn't know she was diabetic!

by ErantyInt December 12, 2012

Sugar beets

Synonym for a man's (not woman's) testicles.

The penis is okay--I just don't know what to do with his sugar beets.

by Shelbicious2010 February 6, 2014

asian beetle

when an ugly Asian wants a

one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle

That ugly Asian screamed even louder after she looked like an Asian beetle

by Sir Crocodile May 27, 2016

Cock Beetle

Pubic lice, crabs, or an itchy problem.

"Dude you got cock beetles!"

by Yuppie January 1, 2017

Paul Beetham

One badass motherfucker

Paul Beetham has amazing beard game.

by Buckshot500 April 21, 2018

Dumbbell Beetch

A dumb bitch.

Person1: Jennifer tells everyone that I don't deserve her and that she left me because I'm out of her league.
Person2: Didn't you dump her because she was cheating on you? What a dumbbell beetch.

by iamBANGO December 22, 2017