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both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
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Booth

Takes anything that sits on you
Matt booths sara and Justin.
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Booth

Takes anything that sits on them. It could be him, her, it, or all of the above. Booth means you enjoy the company on your lap.
Andrew booths Matt or Polly on his lap
Matt booths Andrews too
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Booth

A guy that's known for saying that he's into girls, but behind closed bedroom doors, he has sex with male teachers and young boys as well. Biggest hyprocite ever
"Ahh, so you want to be a Booth eh?"
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Boothington

An object or item hopelessly lost in transit or in flight — often accompanied by the tingle of dread from a suspicion of incompetence or foul play
That boomerang was so pricey and soared like a beaut, it's arc took it out of sight and we waited for it to fizz back to our feet but.... Boothington

The 777 left Kuala Lumpur but didn't arrive in Beijing and radio contact was never made. I am here with the families in the Arrivals area and it seems more and more.... Boothington
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Boothington

An object or item hopelessly lost in transit or in flight — often accompanied by the tingle of dread from a suspicion of incompetence or foul play
That boomerang was so pricey and soared like a beaut, it's arc took it out of sight and we waited for it to fizz back to our feet but.... Boothington

The 777 left Kuala Lumpur but didn't arrive in Beijing and radio contact was never made. I am here with the families in the Arrivals area and it seems more and more.... Boothington
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bothshit

The space between and occupied by bullshit and batshit.
Rudy Giuliani speaks fluent bothshit.
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