My key beard is broken
I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now
I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now
by MelonSmasher29 February 24, 2023
Get the Key beard mug.A long curly beard that looks like a crotch rug worm on elderly man or a replacement of manliness when the mans genitalia is shorn like sheep are.
David letterman is so old he wears a pubic beard on his face to pretend he still has testosterone. Look at all the Cheetos caught in that mans pubic beard, he needs to shower after eating. He is insecure so wears a pubic beard because everything will be fine if he has one.
by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine December 12, 2022
Get the Pubic Beard mug.When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.
After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.
After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.
Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.
by The Bearded Eagle October 17, 2019
Get the The Bearded Eagle mug.A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.
by meep12345678910 October 17, 2019
Get the Beard blindness mug.When you let your beard grow wild af before you go and get a rigorous trim, sculpt, and product beard massage.
Me: Wow Tyler, you’re beard is looking pretty unruly.
Tyler: I’m beard bulking to look fly for the ladies this summer.
Tyler: I’m beard bulking to look fly for the ladies this summer.
by Jaydawn April 27, 2022
Get the Beard Bulking mug.Men with bears who are either really sexy, or likes other men. Goes by the name Dalton and kisses dudes is the locker room.
by that,dude,who,is,lightskin March 9, 2022
Get the Bearded Men mug.A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.
by DawsonPugh March 2, 2022
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