cow saddle

The article of clothing a cow will wear while being ridden. It serves both functionally and stylishly. Cow saddles are rare and are sometimes even mistaken as being fictitious.

Check out Gertrude's new cow saddle, it looks good on her and now she can be ridden.

by Waldo Cunningham May 20, 2010

Cow bite

The act in which you grab a female's vagina and twist.

Yesterday in school, I gave Cady Andrews a Cow bite.

by Mike December 8, 2004

horny cow

one cow wants to do another cow

penis in vagina, feels good

by g-unit May 13, 2005

Meth Cow

Cows that wear plastic backpacks which capture methane gas they expel.

He has so much gas he should get a job moonlighting as a Meth Cow.

by Barbara T. October 7, 2008

Cow Lips

The mass quantity of labia, or "lips", on the vagina. Normally resemble that of the lips of a cow.

She pulled down her pants and all i saw were a set of cow lips. I couldn't see anything.

by Hookielao January 8, 2009

Cow bag

A way to insult your close friends and get away with it,

A large stupid animal alongside a highly desirable female item

'Oh you nominated me for the ice bucket challenge you cow bag'

by Ribenacarton September 2, 2014

lick a cow

A phrase directed toward someone out of frustration, similar to piss off or screw you.

Oh whatever, just go lick a cow.

by SNIHD August 11, 2005