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white guy to basketball ratio

There is only 1 basketball in play during a basketball game. If a team has more white players on the court than there are basketballs in play that team has a greater chance of loosing the game. The ratio should be at most 1 to 1 and ideally 0 to 1 (no white guys to one basketball). This is not a 100% guarantee just a good rule of thumb.
Most pro & college basketball teams have very few white guys and infrequently play more than 1 at a time. They almost never violate the white guy to basketball ratio rule.
by namenotusedb4 December 5, 2009
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Basketball

Basketball

The only American sport which has managed to catch on almost everywhere on Earth, due to the absence of gayness, obesity, laziness and stupidity among athletes and fans which characterise other American sports.

Actually the only sport which can claim to be a true American sport, being the only mainstream sport to have its roots in the US.

Due to the presence of dribbling, individual creativity and a general emphasis on skilful play and not brainless muscle, as found in international sports like Football(soccer), Rugby, Hockey etc. Basketball has spread around the world and is truly loved everywhere, even though it may not have supplanted the afore-mentioned sports.

These attributes, however, are what alienate brainless, know-nothing, ADD-wracked Americans who claim to be sports fans, making it only third in popularity in America, behind American Fatball and Boreball.

Hoops Kobe Bryant Cross-over Three-pointer Michael Jordan
Basketball is a high-scoring sport.
Kobe Bryant Michael Jordan hoops Ray Allen LeBron James
by TheYellowandGreenofMancunia August 12, 2010
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Basketballing

When your having sex with a girl in the missionary position and she starts patting your bum cheek with one hand in an effort to make you go harder and faster. If she uses two hands then its commonly referred to as "double basketballing".
I was doing my thing all slow and sexy and she started "basketballing" me. I ignored it and then she started the "double basketballing" me into action. Fair enough.
by mikeygold November 18, 2011
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man basket

used to explain all the men one person is dating at the same time.
My man basket is overflowing.

I need to empty him out of the man basket.
by Slym 5000 February 15, 2007
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Fish Basket

Slang: Term used by gay men for women. May be used as an adjective or a noun. Synonym: fish taco
Adj. She's such a fish basket!

Noun. Way to go fish basket!
by motob March 28, 2009
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Nigerian fruit basket

while partners are engaged in sexual acts the female has her legs placed behind her head in a basket like shape and the male places his genitalia (cock and balls) into the vagina simultaneously.
Mitch: Hey man you know that girl from the bar last night

Tom: Yeah what about her

Mitch: I went to give her the Nigerian fruit basket and she suprisingly took it all.
by whale stabber mcgee February 24, 2011
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fruit basket

"When a guy folds and holds his peaches and banana in his hand and displays it for all to see....."
"Kyle displayed a fruit basket to his roommates before they cryed with laughter"
by Richie January 26, 2004
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