Barton's Vodka

Vile, disgusting vodka that is only mildly tolerable after being ran through a pitcher water filter and mixed with cheap ass mixers.

"Dude, this Barton's Vodka isn't too bad after the filter!"

"Your liver will still still hate you tomorrow."

by MrShadySack February 24, 2012

bartending

entertaining a crowd of people with mixed alcoholic concoctions

In the summer of '67 I was bartending at the Electric, Psychedelic, Pussycat, Swinger's Club in London when Austin Powers failed to catch Dr. Evil.

by yowfactor January 24, 2014

barton

v. (commonly bartoned) an action through which a person or persons is rejected, humiliated, punished, or degraded. Also, having something taken away that is usually and rightfully ones own. See also served

Originating in WIlson NC, Barton College is a craphole, from which came Matt Boykin. The term was derived from the college by the Appalachian baseball team initially to describe a time when Coach Boykin would make a player do something the player would rather not do. Since Boykin was a coach, there was not much a player could do. Mostly, it was used to describe the person on whom Boykin abused his power, and was therefore widely considered a dick. Bartoned would later come to use in everyday life around Boone, NC when something funny would happen to another person. Boykin is a bitch.

Boykin: Vance, can you pick up these balls, clean the dugout, wash the uniforms, mow the grass, and wash my car since I'm a coach and you have to say yes?
Vance: Uhh...I guess.
Boykin: You guess? What's that supposed to mean? Can you or can you not?
Vance: Yeah.
Rest of team: haha Vance got Bartoned.
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Steve: Where'd all the beer I bought go?
Jon: Matt Roldan bartoned them from you.

by AppBaseballSucks July 18, 2008

bartram

A person who sleeps with one of thier friends parent or siblings and then sleeps with another part of the family member the following night

Yo that fukin bartram got my mom and my aunt preggers.

by Danielle and Jamie June 8, 2003

Bartman

To change the outcome of the night without intention, or screwing someone over.

Dude, you totally pulled a Bartman with us last night. You did as much for us as Bartman did for the Cubs back in '03.

by joebooh2 May 15, 2007

Erica Barter

Best wife ever, hard working, loving, caring mother. Marine Wife. While husband is deployed Erica Barter cuts the grass, takes out the trash, cleans the house, cooks, grocery shopping, fixes up the house, takes care of the kids, brings them to appointments, the park, the stores. she feeds the kids, bathes the kids, gets no sleep during the night because the kids are sick, or missing daddy, and so is she. She does this all being pregnant, she's a real woman, wife, mother.

you are an Erica Barter, you are amazing in other words.

by wbarter85 October 16, 2008

mischa barton

Ugly.
(extended because UD needs to have at least 3 words: Mischa Barton is pale, skinny and lacks any real sex appeal to any form of life with a spinal column. Probably attractive to moluscs though.)

"Argh, I just saw Mischa Barton on The OC." "Quick, to the bathroom, we have eye-soap."

by Count Vlad of Mongosteinergarten July 11, 2006