Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

by nicola December 20, 2021

Balloon Baby

The queef of air back into a condom once the semen has emptied into your vagina.

“How do you know when to take the condom out?”

You’ll blow out the tip Balloon Baby

by Mmsnozzberry May 20, 2024

Russian hot air balloon

When a girl rims a guy and while rimming she encloses the colon of the guy completely with her lips and starts blowing out, thus inflating the intestines of the guy.

Did she really give Ryan a Russian hot air balloon in the gym bathroom?

by John pipes March 5, 2024

Balloon animals

Two individuals engaging in anal intercourse , the male stretchers his for skin , encompassing the other individuals anus , while the other individual flatuates into the other persons forskin inflating it resembling a balloon animal

Me and my brother totally balloon animals last night

by Poofingeralexmick March 21, 2019

thot balloons

Breasts of a female which is considered a thot (promiscious)

Bro bro! Check out the thot balloons on that stripper!

by plankton jacobs April 23, 2019

Balloon Twerk

Putting balloons down your trousers, creating fabulous buttocks that you then proceed to rub against the face of your unsuspecting friend and/or family.

Dude! Bro! Did you just balloon twerk on my mum, bro?

by ballloooonnneeerrr March 25, 2021

Brownwater Balloon-Bash

A recreational activity where a group of friends diarrhea into a water balloon, then tie it off and take turns biting it. He who gets a chunky surprise loses

"Alright everyone, after thanksgiving dinner Uncle Ron is gonna gather everyone for the annual Family Brownwater Balloon-Bash"

by PhatSphoincter September 24, 2025