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Donnie Baker

An awkward, incest-bread human being that will make you wonder why God would torment you with their bullshitery. Someone who tries to be funny but just ends up acting very, very awkward.

We all know a few Donnie Bakers. They most notably have mullets, date white trash trailer park bitches, and drink Natural Light.
You see that guy Chris over there? He's the one with the beer gut, wearing his old high school football jersey. He's bragging about how he made $20 on the Mayweather/McGregor fight. He's such a Donnie Baker.
by God's Pimp Hand September 6, 2017
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crazy jew baker

when a man wraps a large amount of bread dough around his penis shaping it into a bread loaf while slapping the woman hes fucking on the ass with a baking paddle yelling " wheres the money".
"Matt says to john, last night i gave my girl the crazy Jew baker, she couldn't sit on chairs for around 3 hours after it."
by abysssss April 5, 2010
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Pulled a Baker

Trading something of high value for something of very low value, or buying something of high price for a very low price, knowing that it is worth more than you say it to be.

Present tense - Pulling a Baker
Past Tense - Pulled a Baker
Verb - Pull a Baker
I bought this comic book off of this kid for one dollar, knowing that it was worth like $300, man, i just pulled a baker, and this time, it was bad for him, but good for me!
by baraon March 5, 2011
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Bakered

To have an object that is thrown to poke one of your eyes.
Watch where you are throwing that pencil! You almost Bakered me!
by Sir Sven II January 12, 2009
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bakersfield

Where delionns('08 ers)come from.
Bakersfield is for lovers.
by LeeAnn February 25, 2005
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Hannah Baker

A verb describing a naracist/s who jells themself/selves whilst blaming everyone around them for their own short comings.

Derived from the show “13 reasons why”, the term is popular with people who are literate and understand how utterly terrible Hannah Baker from the television show really is.
Derrick is such a Hannah Baker, he’s blaming everyone for him getting drunk and driving into a school bus.
by AJ_Fatt September 4, 2019
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Hannah Baker

A person slits their wrist and/or kills themselves because of other people.

This is named after a girl from the Netflix original show '13 reasons why'. This is because she slitted her wrist therfore killing herself.
That girl is so bad! She should go do a Hannah Baker!

I've had enough with life... I'm gonna do a Hannah Baker.
by StSampsonsHighFive June 5, 2017
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