Evan Halpenny

Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.

person: “is it a bird”?

“is it a plane”?
Me: “No bitch it’s Evan Halpenny”

by mr.appleman April 10, 2021

Evan Murphy

Caring and loving guy with the most beautiful blue eyes. He takes care of everyone and is the most selfless person you’d ever meet.

Evan Murphy cannot hang out today, he’s taking care of his grandparents.

by miaalexander111 November 15, 2021

Evan Davidson

a simp for squidward tentacles

“yo is Evan Davidson going back to zoey again?”

by deanna lynn September 11, 2020

evan culver

That one kid

hes pretty lit evan culver

by soccerstarbarney May 3, 2018

Kaden Evans

A cool guy whos got swag and is always saying oop and sheeeeesh. Loves tik tok, Black Pink, and Ariana Grande. Has 4 close friends. Is always having fun. Is black with a tiny bit of white.

Person 1 - Kaden Evans is cool
Kaden Evans - Periodt

by blink fantasy stan May 18, 2021

evan hammonds

A faggot

Evan Hammonds is such a fag

by The mean ween January 18, 2017

Evan Peters

Best man on the earth, very hot, especially in bed hot hot hot hot hot gulp

guy 1: hi I'm Evan Peters
Guy 2: F me

by hairy_armpits November 17, 2022