Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.

Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.

by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018

clapped by the storm

When some slow ass fucktard keeps looting and he dies to the storm

person 1: how did your dumbass die?
person 2: i got Clapped by the storm

by LGBTBBQ June 3, 2018

clap scan

A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.

Hey, good news, my clap scan came back clean.

by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019

unit clapped

when you clap someone so hard that it’s not just a w, it’s an absolute unit clap.

him: damn i can’t believe i just lost that game

me: fuck yeah you did, you just got unit clapped brother

by sadcowboycat March 16, 2019

clap nation

The act of clapping anyone and anything

Bro Melissa wanted me to come thru tonight!

Awww man go for it, Clap nation!

by DasSchwanz69 June 10, 2019

Dookie clap

When u take a shit into your hands and clap them together or onto someones head

Holy shit step bro are you performing a dookie clap...

by Niqqa chungus August 26, 2019

coleman clap

When one rips a 1 bubble fart on a Kmart special, coleman cooler and it reciprocates off the cooler at high velocity.

*LOUD FART* "What was that?" "Thats was the ol' Coleman clap."

by AprixOath September 7, 2019