You're sexually aroused by a random stranger breaking into your home and practically taking advantage of you
.... consensually ofc 👀
.... consensually ofc 👀
Her: I have a B&E kink
Him: Leave your window cracked before you go to bed🤪
Him:**Climbs into her window at midnight**
Her:**Still up studying for an exam**
9-1-1 what's your emergency
Him: Leave your window cracked before you go to bed🤪
Him:**Climbs into her window at midnight**
Her:**Still up studying for an exam**
9-1-1 what's your emergency
by $PayNique15 July 28, 2022
by Ventus7473 October 16, 2018
by WowwwweeezersThatsCrazy January 31, 2024
When a person gets into a relationship with someone unattractive so that the ugly one can feel loved and appreciated
by fuckuandyourfavcolor November 22, 2022
by mikeron December 22, 2021
A person who is fond of or attracted to cute, silly, and kinda unintelligent guys, in a caretaking or nurturing way
Pronounced: May-tuh-filia
Pronounced: May-tuh-filia
1. Although Nina is incredibly intelligent, she finds herself drawn to guys who are a little more carefree and goofy, and she loves taking on the nurturing role in their relationships—definitely a Materphilia trait.
2. Jessica has a soft spot for her boyfriend, always doting on him and taking care of him in the most nurturing ways; it's clear she has a bit of a Materphilia tendency, loving his goofy, innocent nature.
Materphilia/Mommy kink
2. Jessica has a soft spot for her boyfriend, always doting on him and taking care of him in the most nurturing ways; it's clear she has a bit of a Materphilia tendency, loving his goofy, innocent nature.
Materphilia/Mommy kink
by cutecumber.1963 February 01, 2025
noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020