carl

he is a frog, and he is f***** retarded.

Go watch the Carl show.

by jerjawzplayz December 14, 2023

Volcanic Carl

Violent eruption of liquid poop on the sternum of your tied up BDSM sexual partner while in the middle of telling them a story.

"Hey, I know we are in the middle of un-sanitary genital interaction while you are handcuffed to the bed. But I want you to meet Volcanic Carl. (loud but noise)"

by KingStoola February 5, 2023

Carl Emil

the definition of a Carl Emil is to get really drunk and run around naked while talking Arabic.

Oh look, he is doing a Carl Emil

by Flamingo pat September 25, 2017

Carl

Carl is a cool guy and its fun to hang out with him shoutout to myself bc im carl

Carl is a coool guy

by Wekkokurwa September 1, 2022

Carl

Very handsome and sexy young man
All the ladies come to him

the carl is cool

by HAltefanden May 30, 2022

Carl

A man often mistaken for being German due to his extremely small penis and bad sense of fashion. Carl is usually underestimated for his extreme power and strength however can also become cocky. A gill is normally found on the top of his ear making Carl a half fish and due to his 5 showers a day it really shows he loves water. Although Carl can seem like an alright guy he is also a child beater. Everytime he hears a young boy is misbehaving he will threaten to drag there face along a brick wall whilst yelling at them for being scum. His personality can be dry at times however it's usually because no one wants to here about his day at work and how dusty he is.

"Hey Carl do you want to play football ?"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"

by Fishboy2174 June 30, 2019

Carl Gooderham

A slack-jawed yellow belly arse-hole, loves to believe that he has any sexual attraction to anything, he rebels in his own arrogance and cellulose levels, the best way to describe this complete and utter arse-hole is to listen to a song by Gunther, ding ding dong, then re-read the paragraph and think of an image of this complete twat. P.S. looks like McLovin.

Guy 1: Wow that guy was such an arse-hole to you
Guy 2: well i guess you could say he was a carl
Guy 1: what a twat
Guy 2: Gooderham for sure!
Guy 1: Summed up, Carl Gooderham

by The handsome spanner October 27, 2011