Bag it and bang it

Where someone has a great body but an ugly face so you put a bag over their face and bang it.

Bad hoe
ugly doe
bag it and bang it

"Yo look at dat ass"
"Yeah but that face you nasty..."
"Ill just bag it and bang it!"

by BossManD December 14, 2012

sad bags

Incredibly bad female breasts.

Her titties looked nice in that dress but when I took it off she was rockin some straight sad bags.

by Tommy Beersman November 21, 2016

The Bag Mann

Urban legend of a terrifying cheeseburger monster which usually roams McDonalds at all hours, but most frequently at night

The Bag Mann was caught without his mask eating all the leftovers in the dumpster

by daered July 14, 2022

Dahmer Bag

Any extremely over-stuffed black garbage bag. Generally found in a home kitchen as family members sequentially avoid taking the garbage out by double-stuffing the present bag to the point it can barely be closed.

Inspired by images of numerous Forensic Officers exiting Serial Killer Jeffery Dahmer’s apartment with bulging black bags full of body parts.

(noun): “That Dahmer Bag is about ready to blow…., but I think this Pizza Box will still fit”

(verb): “Hey man, don’t Dahmer that bag just take it out”

by felhazcal September 25, 2012

apple bag

Balls, man sacks

Jake grabbed me so i kicked him in the apple bag!

by jewlz24 May 19, 2015

Bag Swag

Ball-Cleavage; interscrotal cleft; when you smoosh your balls together to impress your lady

Those are some short shorts, bro has some bag swag going on

by Arbbunny April 4, 2015

Bad Bag

The bad bag is a container made of flexible material that is used to store drugs; or anything that your parents would consider “bad”.

Yo grab the Bad Bag I’m tryna smoke.

“Dude quick! Hide the Bad Bag my mom is coming!”

by ShoT Vortex March 28, 2019