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Snack Wizard

A person who eats excessively. Not necessarily fat, but in most cases is.
Bertha raided the fridge last night. She is proving to be quite the snack wizard.
Snack Wizard by obiwannablowme February 16, 2017

sink wizard 

Derived from "wizard" which is used in place of "taking a wizz" or peeing. The sink wizard is when there's no toilet backstage, only a sink. Urination happens in the sink, thus summoning the sink wizard. Coined by the US death metal band Cannibal Corpse in the DVD Global Evisceration.
The toilets were disgusting so I summoned the sink wizard.

Fake Wizard Man 

A stupid moron and abusive moderator who everyone hates
Did you see that Fake Wizard Man, what a jerk
Fake Wizard Man by Flerperperperp September 10, 2018

Snatch wizard 

I need to do see the snatch wizard for my yearly exam.

Dark Wizard 

Any wizard in media that possesses dark powers. A dark wizard could either serve as the villain or anti-hero of the story and is very different from the traditional good guy wizard.
A few notable dark wizards are Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter and Saruman from Lord of the Rings.
Dark Wizard by CelticEagle February 21, 2019

Porn Wizard 

the porn wizard, is a complex being. it is beyond all of human comprehension. he is the creator, the pleaser, and destroyer of all. in fact, porn wizard is a god. the god. porn wizard is god. now you may be wondering why the porn wizard (god) is called this. well, the “porn” represents the very creation of the universe and the wonders within. “wizard” is due to this gods powerful abilities that cannot be explained throughly in mere human terms. in certain cases and under certain circumstances an individual can obtain special powers at the mere “contact” with the porn wizard. such abilities may be too powerful for a weak individual to wield, but those with strength, passion and a longing for more, will be able to dominate those around them. such ancient beliefs are still alive in present day countries such as england, france, germany, russia and many others.

for millennia, the concept of the porn wizard has been debated as for this who lack such intellect and stamina, it is hard for them to comprehend a being that has no bounds and no end. religious leaders and philosophers alike have speculated the nature of this omnipotent being and have not been able to fathom h o w a natural creature can have such abilities without becoming exhausted due to “over-drive”. this being is the reason because such concepts as “infini-porn” and is the overall reason for infinitesimal dick energy.
THE PORN WIZARD IS A PROUD S W I T C H
Porn Wizard by ReinaSilva May 24, 2019