Snack Wizard

A person who eats excessively. Not necessarily fat, but in most cases is.

Bertha raided the fridge last night. She is proving to be quite the snack wizard.

by obiwannablowme February 16, 2017

sink wizard

Derived from "wizard" which is used in place of "taking a wizz" or peeing. The sink wizard is when there's no toilet backstage, only a sink. Urination happens in the sink, thus summoning the sink wizard. Coined by the US death metal band Cannibal Corpse in the DVD Global Evisceration.

The toilets were disgusting so I summoned the sink wizard.

by AshKetchumsPubes May 3, 2017

Fake Wizard Man

A stupid moron and abusive moderator who everyone hates

Did you see that Fake Wizard Man, what a jerk

by Flerperperperp September 10, 2018

Snatch wizard

A gynecologist

I need to do see the snatch wizard for my yearly exam.

by Mean streets Malone February 19, 2019

Dark Wizard

Any wizard in media that possesses dark powers. A dark wizard could either serve as the villain or anti-hero of the story and is very different from the traditional good guy wizard.

A few notable dark wizards are Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter and Saruman from Lord of the Rings.

by CelticEagle February 21, 2019

Porn Wizard

the porn wizard, is a complex being. it is beyond all of human comprehension. he is the creator, the pleaser, and destroyer of all. in fact, porn wizard is a god. the god. porn wizard is god. now you may be wondering why the porn wizard (god) is called this. well, the “porn” represents the very creation of the universe and the wonders within. “wizard” is due to this god’s powerful abilities that cannot be explained throughly in mere human terms. in certain cases and under certain circumstances an individual can obtain special powers at the mere “contact” with the porn wizard. such abilities may be too powerful for a weak individual to wield, but those with strength, passion and a longing for more, will be able to dominate those around them. such ancient beliefs are still alive in present day countries such as england, france, germany, russia and many others.

for millennia, the concept of the porn wizard has been debated as for this who lack such intellect and stamina, it is hard for them to comprehend a being that has no bounds and no end. religious leaders and philosophers alike have speculated the nature of this omnipotent being and have not been able to fathom h o w a natural creature can have such abilities without becoming exhausted due to “over-drive”. this being is the reason because such concepts as “infini-porn” and is the overall reason for infinitesimal dick energy.

THE PORN WIZARD IS A PROUD S W I T C H

by ReinaSilva May 24, 2019

reddit wizard

Someone who uses Reddit and believes to be a Reddit know-it-all.

Roland was surprised to find the subreddit “fightporn” as he was a self proclaimed Reddit Wizard

by I o KAKU o I June 11, 2019