white eskimo

harry styles old band from school

*sees harry styles* “hey aren’t you from that band..umm white eskimo?”

by sillystyles September 25, 2020

White Shaming

When minorities rag on white people for being outside the loop or cringe because of their whiteness. This can be done to white homies to bust their balls, or to entitled white trash to show them their place. White shaming becomes less fun when white people fo it to themselves.

Minority homie “aye white homie, i bet your ancestors owned slaves didn’t they”
White homie “ahhh, i get it, your white shaming me”

White lady: *prounces literally any word in spanish and gets it wrong

White lady “oooh! I’m so white!”

by Mahalo7 January 7, 2021

XBOX White

The color of someones skin who plays Xbox 23.7 hours a day. Skin color is not quite ginger pale but closer to vampire white. Resembling that of a pasty cracker who lives with their mom in the basement. The opposite of homeboy black.

Upon exposure to the sun, John began to experience the sensation of sizzling skin and the smell of burning flesh, two side effects of being Xbox white. Prolonged sun exposure can lead to spontaneous combustion in extreme cases. There is no known cure for Xbox white.

Paul: Dude John whats up with your skin?
John: Hey man shut up, at least i am not melanoma tan.
Paul: Touche, I am aiming to be homeboy black by the end of summer.

by DukeNukem455r March 30, 2013

White Cluster

A song by Opeth that is about how 2 lovers tragically die whenever the man was sentenced to death for marrying or at least try marrying his love, Melinda. The crowd stood there as they tie the noose and the lovers die.

Dude 1: So what you think about the song White Cluster
Dude 2: The song was epic but the meaning of it is kinda dramatic
Dude 1: I know right

by InsideTheReverie August 4, 2018

white slug

A penis, particularly a small one.

Mickey: Who wants to see my white slug!??

Emily: Sure, let me just fetch a microscope.

by Sgt Awesome February 4, 2013

white ribbons

Cumming so powerfully that your semen flies through the air, looking like white ribbons.

My boyfriend kept flying white ribbons last night, it took hours to clean up!

by Mars'seile April 2, 2016

White Trachet

Being both stereotypically white trash and ratchet.

Shelly is so white trachet. Did you see her trying to twerk with with a toddler holding her leg and a baby on her back?

She is a prime example of White Trachetry.

by Katasstrophy February 20, 2014