Weasel

Dodgy geezer who snorts crack

"yea man that kids well terse"

by Mark Kelly December 1, 2004

shit weasel

Alien creature that resembles a lamprey. It developes inside a human host until it bursts out of their ass.

"Boy did that shit weasel burst out of my ass. I sure am dead now."

by William March 29, 2003

weasel

See aaron

YO weasel, Sup in the house my home-dawg?

by Weasel October 18, 2003

weasel

a horrifically obvious toupee

Look at the weasel on that dudes head. Oops the chimp fucker heard me.

by Tumbleweed November 25, 2003

cock weasel

A pretentious, arrogant, stuck-up, self-centred bastard who believes he is Gods gift to women and can therefore fuck you over. Exeter is heavily populated by such beings. It is also an entertaining word to say and can be used as an insult against almost everybody!

'he's such a cock weasel!!'

by Lafrowda January 14, 2006

Weasel

A fuzzy penis that looks like a weasel.

Someone pet Norman's weasel!

by Spanky McSpankers January 9, 2008

weasel war dance

A "dance" performed by weasels and ferrets when they get extremely excited or threatened. They tend to jump around while making a strange barking noise. Most animals that do the weasel war dance get very clumsy and will run into things.
Coined by the comic strip Dilbert.

Person A: What's your ferret doing?
Person B: Oh, she's doing the weasel war dance.

by Jaquelyn Hyde July 9, 2009