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Waiting Room

The best song by the best artist, Phoebe Bridgers. This song makes one feel emotions one has never felt before; pain, madness, hopeless love, depression, and disassociation all at once. Stream Waiting Room.
IF YOU WERE A WAITING ROOM I WOULD NEVER SEE A DOCTOR I WOULD SIT THERE WITH MY FIRST AID KIT AND BLEED. KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER. KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER. KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER. KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER.
by laurencimswife November 22, 2021
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waitlyft

A musical mogul, that plays with your brain with word play. Give that “Oh i get it now” effect!

Comes from Flint Michigan! Raised in childcare/group home.

Inspired by marching band that used to come down his street as a kid.

Feels anything is possible with if you have NOTHING WILL STOP YOU MENTALLY & willing to work hard at whatever your pursuing.

Know for the dramatic looks that’s unmistakably handsome.

Music that uplyfts souls,

he have turned rap to rock/pop.
Fashionista with uncommon looks people love to match.
Engineer and entrepreneur have many ideas to to put out into the world.

Time & patients will unveil lots of this part about him.
WaitLift - it’s a bird it’s a plane “NO THATS WAiTLYFT”
by WaitLyft November 23, 2021
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waitherero

Waitherero is a person who is super positive and adventurous. Waitherero would leave everything behind apart from family to go on a rainforest trip with you.
I'm gonna go for a hike I'll probably invite Waitherero.
by JOey!! is not my name. December 1, 2021
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waiteraddzx

SHES THE BESTTTT
Girl 1: who’s waiteraddzx?
Girl 2: are u kidding?! She’s the best fp ever! Go follow her rn!
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waiteraddzx

SHES THE BEST FP ON TIKTOK!!!! GO FOLLOW HER RNNNN
Girl 1: who’s waiteraddzx?
Girl 2: ARE U KIDDING?!!? SHES THE BEST FP ON TIKTOK! GO FOLLOW HER RN!!
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waiterwatch

The anxious state of watching for the waiter's return, hoping they'll wait for the air to clear after you received some surprisingly oily food resulting in a smoldering cloud of discharge into the air which subsequently engulfs the table at which you are dining.
Zach focused on taking slow, shallow breaths as he kept waiterwatch after downing the fried appetizer combo at Sorrentino's.
by Peter Sorrentino December 15, 2021
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Waiting For The Bus

One of the most popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoon about a man who discovers that he can run very, very fast, and makes the most of it. Well...he does at first.
"Waiting For The Bus" starts with a man who is...well, take a wild guess what he's doing, why don't you.

When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.

Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.

A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.

Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.

Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.

The End!
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 25, 2021
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