dick whistle

when a man goes to ejaculate, but shoots a blank, accompanied by a strange whistle that comes from the pee hole of his penis.

a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!

by binjamin binnington III esq. February 27, 2022

cunt whistle

The hole in the end of a human penis

"You fucking cunt whistle!!"

by DIRTY BUM October 13, 2017

Detroit Cobra Whistle

Clandestine name used for a weed pen when visiting Michigan when the consumption needs to stay top secret.

Yo, let me hit the Detroit Cobra Whistle.
What’s that?
Don’t worry about it grandma.

by Kutzo August 10, 2025

belles and whistles

"Fluff" perks of a job or outing dat include yer getting to lips-squealingly observe attractive chicks walking by.

I respect women far more than to give cat-calls, so I have zero craving for any belles and whistles.

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

Weenier whistle

Weenier whistle is what you use to respond To scam callers or when someone has a weird opening on tinder

“Hello we are from th IR..“

“Weenier whistle“

by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020

Poop Whistle

A type whistle crafted using fresh, moist feces.

Every time I blow this poop whistle, bits of poop and slop spray out of the end.

by Master P’s Theater February 20, 2024

Portuguese Whistle

When you are driving with one one hand and your forearm hits the horn inadvertently.

We knew that Manny wasn’t keeping his hands at 10 & 2 while off-roading in the desert when we heard the distinct sound of the Portuguese Whistle.

by Gabagool December 13, 2021