waste bander

when a male gets a "wood" that they proceed to tuck in their waste band

When I see an attractive girl I get a waste bander.

by WOODtucker February 27, 2012

Wasted Women's Wednesday

A wonderful excuse for girls (mostly sorority girls) to get drunk mid-week

Abigail: "What are you doing tonight?"
Marcy: "It's Wasted Women's Wednesday! Everyone's gonna be at the house, you should come!"
Abigail: "WWW!"

by ehclingo April 30, 2012

wastedead

When you're drunk enough that you're on the brink of death.

Person 1: Dude you're back from the hospital, you good?

Person 2: Yea man, I was only wastedead. Thank God I didn't take another shot.

by Chaz Badazz April 12, 2016

waste of 4 years

a phrase used by people to define college

"I shouldn't have went to that state college. All I did was get drunk and party and now I can't find a job because of my useless degree in Environmental Art History. what a waste of 4 years."

by Colagegraduit April 27, 2016

Waste basket wipe

When going for #2 and no toilet paper is available you use dirty kleenex for the waste basket

Was at Adam's the other night had to shit so bad he didn't have any tp so I didn't have a choice but waste basket wipe.

by Mike Stabb August 23, 2016

wasteaway

a care-free person who is viewed as wasting their life away when really they're just submerging themselves in a lifestyle they love (music, party-scene, fashion, art).

Society: "Why don't you go to college and get a job already"
Wasteaway: " I rather not live a typical life they expect you to, and spend the rest of my life doing what I love and creating art."
Society: "Your such a wasteaway"

by underdog of the year May 16, 2017

Wastemom

You give them a thousand pound and they ask to borrow a 10 quid 2 days later. Will only let there kids father see th we e kids when they split up with there latest boyfriend.. Wastemom for real. Says things like i have no nappies, i have no electric , i have no gas to put you on a guilt trip to get money out of you. While they smoke 40 fags a day ..wastemom for real

What do you mean my kids are calling your new boyfriend dad.. Wastemom for real.

by justjnr May 20, 2017